Keegan: Mommy, why we havin' french toast for dinner?
Me: Well, we're having a special dinner to celebrate Uncle Gazer.
Keegan: Uncle Gazer here.
Me: No, buddy. Uncle Gazer is an angel up in heaven.
Keegan: No, Uncle Gazer here, Mommy.
Me: Well then, I'm sure he would like to see you eat this delicious french toast.
Keegan: I done.
Me: I sure would like it if you would eat some of our special dinner.
Keegan: Nope. Uncle Gazer say I don't have to.